dog offer reward of $2.716.42 for return of owner

you want to offer a reward of $2.716.42 to anyone who can help you find David
correct
good luck with that
huh
$2.716.42 is your reward?
correct
not much incentive
but that's everything we found in the box
true, but it's not much in human terms
how much would it take to create an "incentive."
a lot more
grrrrrrrrrrr. how much more
i dunno... maybe 10,000.
why not a million
that would work
but we don't have that
and your first clue was?
smartass. now how can we get it?
what do you mean we?