dog offers reward for return of owner and other neat things.

sam,look at me.
uh,huh.
no,really look. 
did you watch "Get Shorty again?
maybe,but what do you see.
i see you.
yeah, i know but what am i.
you're a dog.
right. see any pockets?
of course not. you're a dog.
so why don't we raise money to fight the lawyers who robbed Mother from our readers and give it to our readers who've been helping us with their support.
where did you get such a wacky idea?
million dollar home page.
http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/


right. so why not give the money we have and any money we collect to our readers.
our readers? why?
because without them we have nothing. kathy gives me food and water so what do i need money for.
but no-one gives money to readers.
why not.
because they just don't.
they do now.